Student cat asks, “What is the secret of living a spiritual life? Grey Whiskers says, “Stay in the meow.”
Grey Whiskers’ favorite cat koan is the following: “What is the sound of one whisker waving?”
Student cat asks, “Why do I get a pain in the butt while sitting in meditation?” Grey Whiskers says, “Stop sitting on your claws.”
Student cat asks, “What’s wrong with me? I only sleep 18 hours a day.” Grey Whiskers replies, “That is worrisome. Cats need to sleep a minimum of 20 hours per day. Train one of your owners to massage you for at least two hours per day. Humans don’t have anything better to do anyway.”
Top Photo by Giovanni Gagliardi.
Sleeping Cat Photo by Gita Kulinica.